This drains your phone battery and makes the screen so hot your thumb melts, typical of the brainlessness of this product. Scooter Xtreme requires you to hold your thumb on the screen to move a scooter. I can’t write about Super Score because it is so bad it defies language.Īlmost unplayably bad … Crazy Caves. Crazy Caves was like an old Nintendo Game & Watch affair where a goldminer fires pickaxes skyward to smash plummeting rocks. Galaxy Attack: Alien Shooter manages the trifecta of screen lag, stutter and crashes whenever multiple enemies are on screen. The answer is nothing – unless you count a computer AI that is impossible to lose to on level two yet impossible to beat on level four.īrain Out was an interesting lateral thinking game but the screen was covered by a message telling me that I couldn’t connect to the cloud so gaming progress could not be saved. This reminds me of Lunchables where tiny versions of food fight a losing battle against mountains of separating plastic so kids can make pizzas out of crackers and processed lumps of regret.Īnyway, I start with 8 Ball Billiards because it’s first on the list and I wonder what YouTube can possibly do to improve a game that has had a billion versions on every machine since the abacus. The games in YouTube are actually in a section called Playables. How many prisoners must have finally cracked while watching I DID THIS IN ZELDA AND MY NOSE FELL OFF FOR LOLZ by CoolRizz23. I am sure they play these videos to those inmates at Guantánamo Bay who they can’t break with Metallica songs. When I find it, the GAMING section contains not games but a fetid hellscape of people alternately mumbling or shouting over video game playing. It was quicker to load up and play Lords of Midnight on the ZX Spectrum. ![]() I go through more menus than an entire series of Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares. There is an EXPLORE tab and a SEARCH tab just to make things as intuitive as dadaist poetry. Then find the TRY GAMES ON YOUTUBE part therein and tap on TRY IT OUT. Then find EXPERIMENTAL FEATURES and select TRY EXPERIMENTAL FEATURES. Then find the YOUR PREMIUM BENEFITS section. I assumed I would boot up the app and there would be a big red button saying GAMES … but no. I am trying out YouTube Premium’s games, but I can’t find them.
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